Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice... but for those love, time is an eternity.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
REALLY, HOW MUCH STUFF IS TO MUCH?
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
THE PORTAL SONG
Anyone who has ever played Portal will recognize this song. The words are kind of morbid but I like it.
Monday, January 26, 2009
BOBA FETT
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=GE8405
60 MIN SPECIAL ON MED CARE IN IRAQ
Here is the link:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=2135920n
LEAFLETS DROPPED IN IRAQ
Sunday, January 25, 2009
NEW STAR TREK MOVIE - TRAILER
This looks like it's going to be great movie. If you go the first day it shows be ready to see a lot of people in costume... don't let them see your fear!!!
CARL SAGAN'S PALE BLUE DOT
Below the clip is another picture of the earth taken from the Cassini Saturn probe.
Friday, January 23, 2009
MOOSE HIT - WOW
FROM WWW.BITSANDPIECES.COM
ORIGINAL MEANING OF THE "PEACE SYMBOL"
Thursday, January 22, 2009
GREAT COMMENT FROM JOHN SCALZI
Open Letter to the Scraggly-Bearded Dude in the Concert Tee Who Stood in Front of Me in the Line for the Airplane Yesterday
Dude:
Reeking of skunkweed and hasty lavatory wiping is no way to go through life. I’m just saying. I pity the poor bastard who had to sit next to you for three and a half hours. It must have been like having a coach seat in Willie Nelson’s outhouse.
So, seriously, dude: Before you subject anyone else to your (literally) crappy pot-smoking ass, air out and take a second pass with the TP wad. It’s really not too much to ask.
Thank you for your attention.
NASA TV
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
COVERT TACTICS IN GAZA
THE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA REPORT
WHO DOESN'T LOVE MULT-CAM
Oh, don't wash this type of uniform with standard household detergent (this is what can happen)
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA 2009
PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT
No?
Oh, of course you’re not, you’re not even on the phone right now, instead your just walking around with a blinking light in your ear like a metro-sexual robot.
Honestly, unless you’re police dispatch, or air traffic control, there is no way you’re getting enough calls to justify sporting that glorified techno-earring 24/7. So do us all a favor take that “thing” out of your ear and rejoin regular society.
Otherwise, it’s open season, and our fist-to-face connection is one call that always goes through. Can you hear us now?
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
THE INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM
The infinite monkey theorem revolves around the idea that a monkey hitting random keys on a typewriter (or in today's context, a keyboard) for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, usually defined as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
CLICK ON TITLE TO LINK
SHUTTLE DISCOVERY
Monday, January 19, 2009
LEARN CPR
NASA SHUTTLE FLIGHT STS-119
Sunday, January 18, 2009
UPSIDEDOWN VIEW OF THINGS
"ALL ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM"
The only thing worse than being in a room by yourself is being in a room full of people and having no one talk to you.
For most of modern mankind’s space exploration we assumed that although there might other life forms out there we would probably never meet due to the vast distances of space and time. This all changed when the pin point flashes in the night sky started to appear near Jupiter. At first scientist thought it was meteorites crashing into the Jovian system. But telescopes and time slowly revealed it was something much more fantastic… they were spaceships. It took awhile to get good pictures of what the ships looked like, their designs were as mixed and as creative as anything seen in science fiction movies or written about in books. We could see them flying to different large hubs that had been set up soon after their arrival. The flashes of light were later determined the means of travel from where ever they come (or where ever they go). There are always pinpoints of light now.
People seemed to take the idea that we were about to make contact with alien races pretty well, there wasn’t the panic that could have set in. All we had to do was make plans for the first contact. Everything including the red carpet treatment would be brought out to meet them… which was assumed would be soon after their arrival… every plan had been considered by many governments but in the end the countries of the world joined together in a great show of unity.
That was the plan. But as weeks, months and eventually years went by our world had not received any contact from the ships and stations that were set up in the Jovian system.
Over time scientist (who always have the best telescopes) gathered very detailed images of what was happening at what was now called the jump point zone. The ships of all shapes and sizes kept coming and going. Structures so massive they could hardly be believed to be real serviced all the vessels and seemed to house a very large and complex society.
Probes were sent with messages of peace in an attempt to make contact and gather intelligence but as they few by the jump point zone they were as ignored as our planet was. Photos taken by those probes showed stunning detail of the jump point stations and ships. Humanoid shapes could be seen in windows and flying around in space suits. Yet, images were all that we had. No signal of any other kind was ever received by earth.
As years went by anger and resentment began to emerge among the inhabitants of our planet. Plans were considered to attack the jump point with nuclear weapons in attempt to illicit any kind of response from them (who ever they may be). But gratefully interest in such attempts fell because we realized it would take years to even get the smallest of weapons there. For even then (and now) we never could develop a engine efficient and powerful enough to get us to Jupiter in any reasonable time.
So life on Earth goes on. Still no contact was ever made. Maybe they found us to primitive to be included in their society. Maybe they had strict guidelines on contacting societies of lesser technology (of course even they must have seen Star Trek). But the bottom line is that we (the People of Earth) feel like the guy at the party no one wants to talk to. So we’ll just have to sit back have a few drinks and listen to the music…
…at least we know that somebody’s having fun.
R2D2 VS. C3P0
GLOBALWARMING VIDEO
This video has been around for a long time but I think it is very moving. While I don't believe that the world is soon to end as a result of rising temperatures I do think it is something to keep studying. Yes, mankind does have a lot to do with polluting the atmosphere but I don't believe this impact is causing climate change. More on this later.