LADDER TO SUCCESS

Sometimes, when it comes to climbing the ladder to success, it is better to stay at the bottom. I often try to remind myself of a fortune cookie I once read..."Don't worry about obtaining high position but rather playing your proper role in life."

YOUR GIRAFFE PICS FOR THE WEEK

PLAYING A BAGPIPE ON A UNICYCLE - I CAN DO NEITHER

TRUST ME... YOU WILL GET SICK

SPACE LOVE STORY

Danger Planet from Justin Burks on Vimeo.

THIS COULD ONLY BE HELL

I can only think of this parable when I watch this:

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, ‘God, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like’.

God led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man’s mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But, because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

God said, ‘You have seen Hell.

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man’s mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, ‘I don’t understand.’

‘It is simple,’ said God. ‘It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.’ The greedy are always left unsatisfied with no matter how much they have achieved in life.

SNAIL ADVICE

HOW MANY CONTINENTS ARE THERE... REALLY

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HOW PERCEPTIVE ARE YOU

I watched this twice and still had a hard time keeping up. You'lll see what I Mean. Good Luck!




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VW COMMERCIAL - REPOST BUT STILL FUNNY

OLD CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL

I can remember these from years ago, this was actually the first kind of cell phone I ever talked on. The way we use cellular telephones today I can't imagine being without them. It's hard to forget that we now fall within constant communication 24 hours a day no matter where you go. One could argue that's a great thing... one could also argue that's a bad thing!

TURTLE TRACKING DEVICE

HAND DRYER TRANSLATION

TP PROBLEMS

SPACE INVADER COKE CAN

OK, SO THE LAST POST WAS A LITTLE HEAVY SO HERE ARE SOME GIRAFFES FOR YOU TO ENJOY

HUMANITY AND COMPASSION

Sometimes I wonder where my humanity and compassion hides. There are so many people in the world with nothing that I often forget just how much I have. I read the other day a joke/commentary and it went like this: First world problems include one pillow being too thin and two pillows being too fat... second, flushing the toilet before you use it because the bowl water didn't look "clean" enough, before we deposit our waste.

Two more examples:

This morning I got aggravated because the cereal I like was out and I had to eat another brand. Then, my and I friends spent almost half an hour arguing today on where we where going to eat lunch.
  
Then I look at pictures like these (and there are thousands others... Google the Boston Big Picture) and say WTF am I whining about.

THE GERMAN ANSWER TO WHO LET THE COWS OUT

I took several years of German in high school and college. I can understand about half of the words but I am nowhere close to "understandig" the song.

I'M TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THIS

WHEN THE COWS GO MARCHING IN - WHATCH THEM GATHER

TWO MORE COOL PICS I'M PROUD OF

SUNSET ON SUN NIGHT

Sunset in Spartanburg County after 9/11 tribute flyover. Sometimes you get so tired of flying in the heli that you can miss some pretty wonderful stuff.  It wasn't long before we had the setting sun on one side and the rising moon on the other... amazing!

PLEASE LAUGH AT THIS OR AT LEAST SMILE

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE INTERNET

ALIEN BUNNY

"PRAYING" MANTIS

BOBA FETCH

HUSKY